Posts by stan livedeath

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Do Jehovah's Witnesses have to buy any of the organization's literature before distribution?

by Vanderhoven7 in

was this ever a requirement?.

stan livedeath

It was when I was in it.But pioneers got a discount….to make a profit on sales.

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List of UK Travelling Overseers in 2013

by soiledumpling in

hi pepeep am attempting to get a current list of uk travelling overseers.

left 4 years ago and have heard rumours of many new ones.

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stan livedeath

Reading this thread i keep seeing the name Alan Scott--i'm pretty sure he was the young overseer / special pio at the first cong i attended as a child---Hockley in Birmingham UK--about 1960.

He and another--Peter Hemming--went as missionary to north africa i think.

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Who Was The Biggest Jackass Circuit Overseer You Ever Met?

by Sea Breeze in

there was on older white-haired circuit overseer in houston around 1989 or 1990. last name started with a w i think.... not sure though.

even the most brain-dead robotic elders told me he was offensive.

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stan livedeath

the daftest one i ever met --in the UK --was John Blaney.

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WTS NEW USE OF TECHNOLOGICAL, SATELLITE ACCESS

by blondie in

jw
friends

https://freshangleng.com/34262/how-jehovah%e2%80%99s-witnesses-are-making-content-available-to-people-with-limited-or-no-internet-access .

satellite and others for those who cannot access internet!

spread the word (ha).

stan livedeath

so if these people havent got the internet--have they got electricity ?

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Dating in the KH-funny stories.

by QuestioningEverything in

jw
friends

my 28y old nephew was dating a 'sister' from another congregation.

he recently bought his own home.

i stopped by there to drop off something.

stan livedeath

i'll tell you my story-- its totally true--and no exaggeration.

Back to my late teens--i met my future wife at a circuit assembly--and we started dating straight away. After a few weeks we each started staying over at our parents houses.

Her father was the assistant congregation servant ( as was the case back then ) Her mother was a real holier than thou bitch. Both as two faced as it was possible to be.

At their congregation they shared the hall so had the midweek meetings on a friday evening. I started to visit on friday evenings--and stayed over at their house.

On the saturday morning a knock on my bedroom door woke me up--it was my girlfriend, in her dressing gown--carrying me a mug of coffee.

She promptly dropped her dressing gown--and slipped into bed with me--stark naked ! I was scared stiff! ( ahem ) "what about your mom and dad " i gasped--she replied--they've gone out shopping--they do most saturdays--and lunch somewhere--they will be gone for hours !

This happened most saturdays when i stayed over.

I guess her parents believed jehovah was watching so we didnt need an earthly chaperone.

as i said --totally true.

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What is is your favorite REDICULOUS JW falsehood? :)

by Balaamsass2 in

i get a few good laughs from the ex-jw facebook site: " ex jw humor will set you free".. i was laughing over dinner with 3rd gen over this post tonight: "question for the audience: i was driving around today and it hit me...there are big falsehoods (armageddon etc.

) that we were told, but also ridiculous falsehoods.

what is your favorite ridiculous falsehoods?